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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 18:41

Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 somehow looks both thin and chunky in latest leaks - Android Police
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
share office space ...
Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What items do restaurant customers commonly try to steal?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Why is it difficult to get a job?
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Aaron Wiggins Is The Key To Understanding OKC’s Revolutionary Depth - Defector
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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It's time to make friends with your viruses - Salon.com
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds