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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 18:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 somehow looks both thin and chunky in latest leaks - Android Police

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

share office space ...

Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What items do restaurant customers commonly try to steal?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Why is it difficult to get a job?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Aaron Wiggins Is The Key To Understanding OKC’s Revolutionary Depth - Defector

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

It's time to make friends with your viruses - Salon.com

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

What do you think of India's IT Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw comparing the Indian government's efforts to build a localised AI model to sending a mission to the moon at a fraction of the cost?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Review: Genki Attack Vector - A Modular Switch 2 Case Which Opts For Comfort Over Protection - Nintendo Life